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mask of zorro

When a man pulls out of a girls mouth and jizzes on her face in the shape of a Z. Then whistles for his horse and disappears into the night.

"I totally gave my girlfriend a mask of Zorro last night"

by jackdrippa November 3, 2013


Masked Muscle

Spitting in someone's eye's and temporarily blinding them.

"AHHH I CANT SEE!!!!" "That guy is a Masked Muscle for doing that"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 13, 2022


Mask the Math

When rogue, inept, or corrupt opportunistic politicians downplay the high number of infections and fatalities plaguing their countries, by giving an oft-innumerate or gullible public a faux sense of security, who often loosely follow the health measures in place.

Fake right-wing β€œleaders” from the United States, Brazil, and India notoriously share a number of common denominators: use race or religion as a trump card, mask the math, and refuse to make social distancing or mask wearing mandatory.

by MathPlus April 2, 2021

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mask narc

A person who reports others for going out in public without a mask during an epidemic.

I got kicked off the beach because some mask narc reported me.

by Theo Guldwainy May 11, 2020


atchoo mask

A light blue covering for the nose and mouth. Held in place by strings tied behind the head, or a rubber band. Usually worn by medical personnel or sick people.

How do I look wearing my atchoo mask on the plane?

by yes juanito yes December 18, 2014

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SARS mask

Same thing as a surgical mask. Derived from the S.A.R.S epidemic in China.

I have such a cold, I should be wearing a SARS Mask

by Souldchild December 27, 2005

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Pigeon masking

When the man is about to reach his climax, he stands on an object above the girl and rains his cum down on her, like a pigeon does with its poop on unsuspecting new yorkers. He then proceeds to flap his wings and tries to fly away.

Pigeon masking: Yo dude, I totally pigeon masked your girlfriend last night...she'll be washing the jizz out of her hair for weeks!

by sexybeaches February 28, 2014

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