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that thing that keeps popping up in your pants
1whats that thing in my pants
2your penis
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1. The human part of the body just under the waist in the front of a male. It is meant for reproduction.
2. A penis is a term used to call someone in society who is ignorant, stupid, immature, condescending, and gets his or her enjoyment from making other people feel bad.
1. The man put his penis into his wife's vagina.
2. The person who himself or herself felt better by calling everyone who read these entries a "penis" is a better example of a penis.
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Pronunciation: pee-nis
Part of speech: noun
Def: External part of the male genitalia; reproductive part of a male's body; shape of a cylinder with a head; sometimes circumsised; come in all sizes; much fun to play with
Gosh...don't you just really want a penis once in a while?
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my best friend, pleasurable,long and hard, or short and squishy. the head looks like a mushroom. inserted in the vagina for sexual pleasure.
please insert your penis into my vagina... $25 please.
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1. Wang
2. Dong
3. One-Eyed Monster
4. Trouser Trout
5. Trouser Snake
6. Cock
7. Dick
8. Baby Arm
9. Dinky
10. Hand Held Device
11. Anti-Lesbian Device
12. Cherry Popper
13. Wiener
14. Reproducer
15. White Army Base
16. The Banana
17. Cream Filled Twinkie
18. Pickle
19. One-Eyed Purple-headed warrior
20. The Handbrake
21. Crotch Companion
22. Tadpole
23. Larger Clitoris
24. Plain Macaroni
25. Pvt. Johnson
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hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with
when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast
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Not a vagina. Not a vampire. Not a nuclear explosive device.
That is quite a non vagina. >:U ROAR INSERT TEXT HERE
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