Pickle rick

The funniest shit ive ever seen

Me: So its a show about a genius grandpa and his grandson
you: Go on.....
Me: and shit me not, there's an episode where he turns himself into a pickle and calls himself pickle rick. It was the funniest shit I've ever seen
You: o:

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Dryer pickle

When a dumbass poops in someone's sock and then throws it into a full clothes dryer load, causing the entire load to smell like S**T!!

All my laundry smells like poop!!! Steve must have dryer pickled my clothes!!!

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Pickle Tease

Where a girl plays hard to get with a guy. She will flirt with him thinking that he'll get in her pants when she knows shes just going to reject you.

Bob: Hey man what happened to that one girl Gina?
You: Dude she was a total pickle tease and it made me feel like a loser.

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Turd pickle

The unwelcome sight, usually in a public restroom, of a single turd floating in a urine-filled toilet bowl.

"Don't ever use the bathrooms at that restaurant, I've never seen a stall without a huge turd pickle in it."

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Pickle Derby

Similar to the Sausage Fest, it is a social gathering over-populated with guys.

Man, this party is such a pickle derby. Let's get out of here and find some chicks

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Pickle Buffing

another way of defining blow job

That bitch stephanie wouldn't give up on the pickle buffing until I nutted

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Pickle Wyrick

A small, shrouded, confused figure who is unaware that she is indeed a pickle.

“iTs PiCkLe Wyriiiiiiiiiick!”-Helen on pickle Wyrick

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