instagram pictures

When people want to take a fun, coo;, awesome photo to post on Instagram. Different levels of intensity with this topic. Sometimes a simple photo with an iPhone and other times a professional photographer and days work.

Instagramer: Hey, dude can you take this Instagram photo for me.
Friend: Yeah sure; what are you gonna do.
Instagramer: I'm gonna hope this fence and look like a savage you take the photo when I am at the top of it.

Friend: Okay.

Instagram pictures: Being defined as a picture for persons Instagram account.

Picture Manager

The picture manager usually will tell their "employee" to take certain pictures in certain outfits and in certain poses. The "employee" will send them to the Picture Manager first then he'll approve of them. As payment, the "employee" will obey and receive rewards.

"I have some pictures, prompted by my picture manager ;)"

Picture book

A picture book is a useless book of photographs used to remember embarrasing moments that you would not want people to know.

No one likes picture books.

Picture Recycler

Someone who re-uses or recycles old pictures of them on facebook for their profile, making it appear as if the picture is new. This is often used as a way to give the impression that the individual is just as hot as they were a few years ago, or to try and pretend they are on vacation in an exotic/desirable locale like they were a few years back, even though they are in fact not on vacation.

She's not really on vacation in Italy...she is still freezing her ass off in DC like the rest of us - she went there a few years ago with her parents. Jill is a total picture recycler; oh, and that picture was like 20 pounds ago, don't be fooled.

Picture of health

to look very healthy

I can't believe there's anything seriously wrong with him - he's the picture of health.

blanket picture

Picture of a girl in a blanket

Send me a blanket picture

Picture Farmer

A person who just goes around making people take pictures, without actually enjoying the event in which they are taking pictures.

Stop being such a picture farmer and come actually have some fun

Veronica is such a picture farmer, she never actually joins the party