trick racing

Like a horse race, except instead of horses, the jockeys (you and your bros)
select a trick and then debate about who would win in a race,
with the respective tricks carrying their riders on their backs.

August: Stonehenge has huge arms, she's be hecka fast for trick racing!
Peter: Real talk Dre, Electra wouldn't stand a chance but I think Big Blue could take her.
Andy: Either way, I'm doomed.
August and Peter: straight up, real talk.

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trick question

An inquiry having no correct answer, or one asked for the sole purpose of starting controversy or eliciting certain responses. Basically, a no-win situation.

Girlfriend asks: do I look fat in this? (trick question)

If you tell her she does, she'll throw a fit and tell you how insensitive you are. If you tell her she doesn't she'll call you a liar and go off on a tangent about how "all men are the same" or some nonsense like that

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towel trick

The act of appearing in front of at least one person (but preferably many people) before and after taking a shower while holding your towel against only your pubic region, thus leaving the rest of the body entirely nude.

My roommate towel tricked me good earlier today. I saw his ass and pubes and pretty much everything except his dick and balls!

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Tranny Trick

When a bitch says "how about a blow job?" you say "sure why not!" And she pulls out her dick.

9 out of 10 plenty of fish dot coms marriages started with a tranny trick.

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turn tricks

Have sex for hire, as a prostitute.

She'll turn tricks all night so she can afford a room to come home to after middle school.

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Barba Trick

Means "magic trick" and drives from the 1970's books and cartoons Barbapapa.

The creatures name and species are both Barbapapa. The father is is a pink shapeshifting blob-like creature who grows from the ground and tries to fit in the human world. The shapeshifting is usually accompanied by the saying "Clickety Click—Barba Trick", or in the 1970s British dub "All Change!"

I said lickity split to Sally and it worked like a Barba Trick.

jizz trick

Any kind of performance where jizz plays a central role. Snowballing, sperm cocktails (aka jizztinis), or any other show featuring jizz as the main prop is a jizz trick.

"We had amazing sex, then I shot my load on her. She did this amazing jizz trick, scooping up all my jizz with a spoon and drinking it. I think I'm in love."