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Chris hemsworth with a hammer
Hey look its Thor!
do you mean chris hemsworth with a hammer
oh yeah I do
An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.
"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor
Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.
Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!
Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."
he is the most kind, loving person you will ever meet. he is always there for you no matter what. keep him around your life while you can! never take him for granted. he is sweet and such a soft boy but he is very jealous. what’s his is his and no one else’s. he will love and care for you even if you don’t do the same back. he handles problems very well and he loves it when you ask him how his day is. he loves small talk. never call him gay because he will get mad. he wants to show you off so let him meet your parents. (and if you might be worried, don’t be he, he’s got this) always hype him up and call him all the time. he loves it when you play with his hair, he thinks it’s cute. never be too friendly with other guys cause he will get mad and you will lose him. give him nicknames because he LOVESSS it! i recommend sweet boy, my boy, babe, bubs, daddy if you want something👀 always remember any anniversary that you have! always remeber his birthday. with that said i hope you keep YOUR thor around💞
girl: omg isn’t thor dating angie!
other girl: yeah, dang it i wish i could have got to him first.
God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.
A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.
During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️
Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.
Thor