St. Anthony's

A school on Long Island that knows how to throw awesome parties and get drunk/high out of there minds. Most of the kids that go here are rich white kids who live in suffolk and like two jews.

Yo that St. Anthony's party was so legit i don't even remember what happened.

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St. Anger

A term synonymous with "shitty drum sound". This is due to the fact that in order to "get back to their roots", Metallica decided to make the snare drum sound like a pile of garbage cans. It is worth noting that even on their first album, Metallica's drums did not sound this shitty. Goddamn this album blows.

Bro, let's take another take of that song, I gotta tune this snare, it sounds totally St. Anger right now. Goddamn that album blew.

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st. anselm's

School for smart kids who don't pretend that they are macho dick-shit. Usually comfortable in their own skin. Typically not concerned with what gonzaga, georgetown prep, or WASPY private schools think. Socially conscious, sensitive, solid group of guys taught by eccentric monks.

Holton Girl: My Dad is rich
St. Alban's Guy: My Dad is powerful
Gonzaga Guy: My Dad could beat your dad up.
St. Anselm's guy: Cool.

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st. clair

One of the rougher areas of Cleveland, Ohio, located on the northeast part of the city. It is best know as the home of rap group Bone Thugs 'n Harmony.

Don't fuck with the St. Clair thugs, son.

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St. Louis

The Greater St. Louis Area is the only urbanized area in the state of Missouri. (NOT MIZ-UR-AH!) There are NO farms in the area short of the tourist-y places like Grant's Farm, but even that is at least a fifteen min. drive from the city. Essentially, the entire Jewish population of Missouri lives in the suburbs of St. Louis and surrounding areas like University City,(aka U City, or Jew City.) Once you are half and hour's drive from St. Louis, the trailers get bigger, the trucks get bigger, and the people get bigger, and congratulations, you're officially in MIZ-UR-AH, the redneck part of the state.

You Know You're From Miz-ur-ah When...
-Everyone in your family has been on a "Float trip."
-"Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags.
-Down south to you means Arkansas.
-The phrase, "I'm going to the Lake this weekend," can mean only one thing.
-You know what "Party Cove" is.
-You think Missouri is pronounced with an "ah" at the end.
-You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
-You think I-44 is spelled "foarty-foar." (St. Louis Only)
-You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go to KU.
-You know that Concordia is halfway between Kansas City and Columbia, and Columbia is halfway between St. Louis and Kansas City, and Warrenton outlet mall is halfway between Columbia and St. Louis.
-You can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm.
-You know that Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney and Mark Twain are all from Missouri.
-You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
-You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport.
-You think Imo's is larger than Pizza Hut.
-You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.
-You don't put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather.
-There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.
-The local gas station sells live bait.
-Little smokies are something you serve on special occasions.
-All your radio preset buttons are country.
-You know enough to get your driving done early on Sundays before the Sunday drivers come out.
-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Missouri.

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st andrews

a) pleasant seaside town
b) ghetto of the elderly
c) scotlands answer to florida
d) something to do with golf aswell...

guy1: well thats me ready for retirement...

guy2: TO ST ANDREWS

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St. Gertrude's

An all-girls, Catholic high school in Richmond. Here, young ladies are able to be successful academically, artistically, and athletically without their mommies and daddies having to pay an insane amount of money for a wonderful education. Many of these “dirty Gerties”, a name which used to be offensive but now is embraced by the entire student community, live the good life in high school, especially when attending parties, where they always making sure that their presence is well known. They can drink any other girl under the table, including the young men.. er women? of Saint Catherine’s.
Their uniforms consist of a green, plaid skirt, brown tie shoes, and a white Oxford blouse. These simple uniforms are a favorite among all men, except those at Saint Christopher’s due to their homosexual nature and their repulsive attraction to the fugly Saint Catherine’s girls.
Their brother school down the street, Benedictine, is an all boys military school that specializes in dominating over any other school, especially when it comes to basketball.

Dirty Gertie #1: What if you went to Saint Catherine’s?
Dirty Gertie #2: I’d hang myself.

Saint Catherine’s Girl #1: OMG my daddy just like TOTALLY bought me this bitchin’ new car that I don’t need but had to have, another North Face, and Kate Spade. Too bad he’s bangin’ my boyfriend from Saint Chris…
Saint Catherine’s Girl #2: Ya too bad… O well! Let’s go pop a couple Aderol, suck down as much Starbucks and cock as we can, and see if we can get any bigger egos to compensate for the lack of what we can offer to the world. Want to?
Saint Catherine’s Girl #3: Screw that! I’m up for a party where we can all get real drunk off of two beers or a glass of wine
Saint Catherine’s Girl #1: OMG that’ll like TOTALLY cheer me up. Maybe if we’re lucky, some guy will get hammered enough to hook up with us or maybe we can get like a roofie and pretend we don’t remember.
Saint Catherine’s Girl #2: That’s be SO awesome. Or better yet, why don’t we just go dome on the tennis court like we usually do?
Saint Catherine’s Girl #3: Ummm… we have to wait on that... My dad and my boyfriend are out there right now.

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