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When you blow a seal on the great ocean road, and your mates find out.
Synonymous with dirty Eskimo.
Ohhh the did a dirty Abi on that ride last week. The seal exploded everywhere.
One of the biggest slags in Essex, thinks shes fit but really she jus looks like a dodgy stickman my down syndrome 4 year old nephew drew with a wonky back, not even a yeti could hike her nose and she died her hair pink because ever since she accidentally fell back into her mums vag, she thought she was lesbian.
Jesus Abi Rampling, isn't she that flat lesbian?
Abi Ward is a fatuous individual who both struggles with studying and a case of crippling alcoholism.
Those who have been unfortunate enough to have encountered her will most likely remember her for her distinguishable laugh, which is claimed by many to sound similar to that of a witch or goblin.
Abi is also very ugly too.
"Can Abi Ward shut up."
"She's drunk again, there's no hope"
abi is a daily saying for a person who acts like “abi” which is when they have a big plate of food, wiggle whiles walking, doesn’t talk when around friends.
👩🏻 🦰- that is such a big plate of nuggets
👩🏻- are you going to eat that?
👩🏻 🦰- no, do you want some?
👩🏻- yes please
👩🏻 🦰- ABI BEHAVIOUR
For Abi my dearest sky,
That day i said farewell
That dreaded morning, filled with unshed tears and painful aches in my chest
That day i wanted to close my eyes for what seemed like forever
You came into my life
And planted a seed
I was bewitched
But i was not deceived
I am your willing prisoner
Under your spell.
You reeled me into your castle of heaven
I was beautifully enchanted, captured yet i was home
I held unto you and you held unto me
And i knew then
I won't be able to truly breathe
If you ever leave.
Dearest Abi, i am your sweet undone
My heart is overflowing with your flowery words, welcomed and unbidden.
If we were a music sheet, ours would be unapologetic and unforgiven
Ours would unique and would compare to none
Ours would be full crescendos and depict as climactic
Then letting ourselves fall and pieced together as we near our coda.
My thoughts are lost with you
Lost with your tune
The pictures of your sweet lips,
Engraved and etched in mind
Purple and pink, it reminds me of thee, our hues
The stars and the moon
You are everywhere and you envelope me
I pray God will be kind, to let our story unwind, be right and on time.
-M
"She's the most amazing person you'll ever meet."
" Oh Abi? Her heart is too pure for this world."
Slaggiest girl
Who’s that Abi oh yeh abi she steals everyone’s boyfriends
Abi is a rly rly slay girl whose super nice and everyone loves her bc y would they not
Person 1: “Bruh that girlie is so nice she so slay”
Person 2: “Ikr she must be a Abi”