One who uses hashtags excessively or creates hashtags incorrectly by using a series of words that would not like be used by anyone other than that person
Beth is a hashtag abuser because she uses a tremendous amount of of hashtags for simple pictures.
Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.
Just say no to boner abuse!
When people use you for your house and go there whenever itβs available while you never get anything in return. They abuse the privilege of hanging out at your crib.
βDamn iβm suffering from crib abuse jake and robert always come to my house during the weekend and never invite me to anything.β
Poser,thinks the world revolves around them. Bleached hair, claims to skate, lame, messed, what more can u ask of a poser?
"I'm so cool, I did a nollie 360." No you didn't, you peroxide abuser
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Injuries sustained whilst engaging in an excursion on an amusement park ride
while riding a roller coaster i suffered abusement when my head got beat off the safety bar
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When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix "insta" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.
FB post: Staffing the ambo today, looking forward to a great shift. #ems #fire #firedepartment #fireandrescue #instafire #instafirerescue #instagood #crossfit #hangingwiththecrew #workinghard #idonthatemyjob #skillstopaythebills #hustleandflow #bringinhomethebacon
"Man that's some serious hashtag abuse."
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