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Bridge academy is the shittest school in the whole of London, teachers like Mr White need to get a life and leave students alone. Mr Simpson also needs to get a life and do his job as a maths teacher instead of staring at all his students all the time
Have you heard of the bridge academy?
Yeah apparently it’s he shittest school in london
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The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere
I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."
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Urban Academy is a school created in 1823 by Abe Lincoln and Gandalf, the two decided to team up and open a school. They decided to magically merge into one person, a guise they affectionately called Herb. Urban is famous for having no regents tests and letting it's students pick classes. It also has a rule that forbids people from personally attacking each other, a policy that approximately 3% of the school gives two shits about. The school likes to pretend it has an anti-drug policy but anyone with half a brain knows it's bullshit because about half the school is high at any given time. Examples of classes: The Russian Revolution, Psychoanalyzing Sponge Bob and How to Roll a Blunt. The thing that keeps the kids in check is Herb's Magical Eye Laser attack it does -5 charisma and over 9000 damage, the military is currently trying to create prototypes of Herb's eyes to be mounted on predator drones in the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. The D.O.E breed a vast army of elite Uraki and sent them to destroy the academy and take over all of New York, Herb was undaunted, he started up his Gundam with Laser axe, Anti-Aircraft Railgun and phase armor, with catchy Jap-pop music playing in the background. Standing on the J-rec stairs he repelled the D.O.E's forces for three hours. After slicing the head off of the last Uraki, Herb screamed at the top of his lungs (not very loud) Get the fuck outta my school! After the great battle of J-rec the D.O.E never fucked with Urban again.
"I'm 32 why am I in high school?" "Lol Urban Academy"
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Career Academy is also known as queer academy or fear academy because 36% of their students are a part of the lgbtqia+ community. hands-on 6-12 grade school, that requires uniform and proper attire. students school day ends at 3:55 basically 5 but some students don't get to leave till 6 A very diverse school with many great programs, rapist teacher(s), and teachers who give other students anxiety attacks but for the most part the teacher love what they do.
"Sorry I didn't have time to change my outfit I go to Career academy."
"look at those rich kids NICE UNIFORMS QUEER ACADEMY"
Jesters academy is a weekly comedy podcast
Man, jesters academy is actually the best podcast
In general it sucks... it’s an outdated asbestos filled living hell of a school, all the teachers are only alive to make the students lives awful. The science department is usually populated by nerds and absolute slags. The canteen is full of sad geeks that play minecraft on their chrome books and the concourses are packed full of hookers and junkies. If you want a 50 pence blowjob Nairn is the place to go. Nairn is the only place that you can see drug addicts injecting Just outside the main entrance.
I love Nairn Academy because I can be paid to take cock up my arse
Don’t ever go to mintlaw there are junkies all over
Mintlaw Academy is full of junkies so I wouldn’t go there