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twilight addiction

people who obviously have no life when they talk to u for days about vampires

Bill- yo Joe, Megan just sent me a 2 page essay about edward's abs
Joe- that girl is suffering from twilight addiction

by chicagobearsfan10000 November 22, 2009

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AIM addict

Have you ever gone to a friend's house and you can't even carry on a conversation with them because they're busy talking on AIM for hours to about 20 people at once? That's an AIM addict.

I deleted my AIM a few years after I downloaded it because it was fucking stupid. Unfortunately, I regret introducing my friend to it because now she's never off it. We're not friends anymore.

by Morbidia May 30, 2005

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Cum Addict

An individual addicted to the pleasures of orgasms - however they are brought about.

Somebody who will do anything to get an orgasm. The cum addict seeks his/her high due to the relaxing narcotic and intoxicating effects of orgasms - which are similar to the effects of opioids and alkaloids. Another way to describe it would be a person who is addicted to orgasms. It differs from sexual addiction though because the orgasm is the goal - it is the high - the sexual experience is secondary.

by Peter Pringle November 11, 2008

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marijuana addiction

Two words that contradict each other. See oxymoron.

Marijuana addiction. Tom Petty makes bad music. Faucet ass is an enjoyable experience. What do these statements have in common?

They're false.

by Buffalo Souljah April 21, 2008

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drug addict

1. Someone who is physically dependant on chemical substances.

2. A nickname for Rush Limbaugh or George W. Bush

Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush, Noel Bush are members of this select group.

See also: druggie

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

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Productivity Addict

A person who is addicted to gadgets, hacks, websites, and tools that could โ€” in theory โ€” make life more productive.

Kevin Rose is such a productivity addict, he owns so many gadgets and reads too many blogs.

by hackaddict November 27, 2008

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addiction to the knife

An obsession with or addiction to cosmetic surgery (medically necessary surgery, reconstructive surgery and single uses of cosmetic surgery don't usually qualify). "The knife" in this case refers to the scalpels associated with this sort of surgery.

It's sad that so many celebrities today have an addiction to the knife.

by crabbadon August 22, 2010

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