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When you walk into a room on holiday and find your mate shagging someone with hairy legs. You convince yourself its your other mate.
Panic sets in and you grab a beer. The second friend walks by 30 seconds later which fills you with relief but then confusion sets in about how hairy this girls legs are.
Jon: I think I have seen some fucked up shit
Kellett: You mate.. whats up.
Jon: Oh thank god your here but who is upstairs?
Kellett: Dunno but she asked for Lynx Africa Steve
It is the WORST LYNX EVER it smells like hot dirt and is dry af. There is no liquid in that shit and makes you hungry when you put it on. This shit lasts for 24 hours and makes you really thirsty.
Guy: HOLY SHIT I'M STARVING, THIS LYNX AFRICA IS SOOO SHIT
African child: Now you know how I feel
(adj.)- a word used to describe high school freshman boys; undeveloped in the central region; unworthy of upper-classman girls.
"Jay, I don't understand why you go for the middle-africa boys, i mean really, you're a sophomore."
Africa is a song released in 1982 by the group Toto. Also one of the best songs in the history of mankind so far.
Person 1: What's your favourite somg?
Person 2: Africa by Toto.
Person 1: OMG, saame!!
Person 3: Heard y'all talking about my favourite song
A desire for urophilia; sexual arousal derived from urination.
In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.
The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.
Mark: Man, I’m need to bless the rains down in Africa tonight, you know.
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?
A hit parody of ‘Africa’ by ‘Toto’ made by Rucka Rucka Ali. It makes fun of the fact that aids are in Africa. There’s also some racism in there, which makes it even better.
“Alexa, play AIDS in Africa, by Rucka Rucka Ali.’
a nickname for Nigeria, the greatest African country to ever do it
Person 1: See Ghana trying to be like Nigeria so bad.
Person 2: They can't do anything. Nigeria is forever the Giant of Africa.