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A tall lanky man who is funny and good at football and has a fit mum.
Wow alfie robert greenway is so lanky and his mum is a proper milf
the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot
oh shit here comes ZE ALFY travis said, get out the dildo
A person with a stupendous dumptruck and astronomical rizz
Look its Alfie Chalmers, he's so sexy
You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.
"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James
One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.
I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night