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A show with a bunch of retarted crackheads saying that every small thing in human history was caused by aliens. Officially one of the stupidest things on television do not watch unless you want to lose brain cells.
As ancient astronaut theorists beleive ancient aliens came down and changed our dna so we will be smart. As ancient astronaut theorists belive ancient aliens made shakespere a time traveling super human.
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the male genitalia...
1. She liked to suck on his alien toe while he drove his big green truck. 2. He wacked his alien toe onto her toe cheese. 3. I made noises while working out like I was being mounted by his alien toe.
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Film made in 1993, directed by David Fincher. This is the third installment of the Alien series. This film takes place on Fiorna 'Fury' 161, a correctional facility, home to many convicted felons. Ripley, Cpl. Dwayne Hicks, Newt, and Bishop crash land on Fury in an EEV. Ripley is the only survivor, the others all did not survive the crash. Ripley's ship brought along a lone egg, which when hatched, attached to one of the inmates dogs. When the alien had burst out of the dog, it began its massacre. Ripley had to rally the inmates to help her stop the alien. Ripley then finds out she has a queen alien inside of her. With no weapons in the facility, the inmates are forced to use their leadworks as the only means of stopping the alien. After the alien was finally stoped only Ripley and a couple on inmates were left alive. Then the company along with a few representatives came to Fury, in hopes of taking the xenomorph back with them, for study. Ripley knows the consciquences of this, and she throws herself into a reactor, killing her along with the alien queen.
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An alignment of the male genetalia such that the testicles are squeezed against the inside of the scotum, creating the veiny, lumpy appearance of an alien's brain.
May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."
Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.
Knut was being a whiny little wuss, so I alien brainsed him.
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Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.
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A person who is so incredibly, stunningly, breath takingly, fantastically attractive that they can't possibly be human. They have to be part alien to be that hot.
Wow! Did you see that girl? She's not just regular hot...she's Alien Hot!!
ie: Natasha Henstridge in the movie Species.
Also, any of the Victoria's Secret models...and pretty much the entire female population of Brazil.
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A game made for the Sega Genesis/Megadrive in the early nineties. Briliant. Enjoy blowing the crap out of all the aliens that are invading earth. Choose from 3 characters: A man, a woman and a robot.
The robot's the best. He can blow himself up.
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The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
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