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A math teacher whom never has sex with his attractive wife, and thus takes out his pitiful frustrations upon his students in the form of jackassness, stubbornness, and overall unfairness. Graduating from a mediocre college at best, this man replaces techinical terms with those such as "this guy" and "squiggly wiggly" then questions why not many of his students make 5's on the AP exam. He is the lowest in society's food chain and should be publicly curbed.
Today Mr. Fown was a huge jackass, man he is so damn tall, like some kind of freak, and he never wears anything but pants, even in the dead of the summer, what does he have to hide? I bet he never has sex with his wife...the jackass, hey you want to go take a dumb in his car? ok let's go.
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melody greene is the cutest person alive and that’s on jah 😌💅
cutest person alive is melody and i live by that
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The minimum amount of armies received at the beginning of ones turn in the board game RISK.
Steve - " So how many armies do you get Jim?"
Jim - "twelve for my book, two for Australia, and three for being alive."
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smoke weed in a non ventilated area (a car) with a brick of dry-ice in water lay back and enjoy the trip
Dry-ice replaces oxygen with carbon dioxide making your breaths shorter and shorter this makes any weed smoke like Kush.. 3 people can easily get Ultra-blown hallucinogenic even off 2 bowl of stress.. and it makes kush smoke like killa makes you feel like you smokin weed in space or in a coffin ((Buried alive in a hotbox is very dangerous never attempt without a partner. you could suffocate. long term effects could cause brittle bones and could drain your muscles of calcium))
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There is a large spectrum to why this sentence is used. But there is usually the main reason :
<-> You're upset about life. You get that weird feeling around your eyebrows, the same feeling when you're about to cry. You feel you've lost everything or you can't go on. You wake up every day wondering how you're going to get through it without breaking down.
<-> A lot of people say this but do not mean it, they are simply sad for a short period.
<-> Another reason could be, a lack of dopamine, this causes low mood and sadness. It is commonly found in drug users (or addicts of any kind) and people with depression. If you feel sad all of the time you should go to the doctors or your local GP and find out why.
This is the end of this Urban Dictionary Definition, but I would like those who've come here from sadness to remember, you are worth it. You are not useless and you are NOT stupid. I've gone through a largely rough patch myself, so yes, I know how you're feeling. Trust me, it does get better, even if it's for only a minute. You will have a time where you feel better, I promise.
There's no example needed. You know how it feels and you know how bad it can be.
If major things happen in your life, mostly for the bad and you think to yourself, "Why am I alive?" please know you're loved.
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A word that is used during depression that can make you wonder why you were born on this planet
Today has been a awful day I got fired my wife left me... why am I alive?
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A phrase which reminds people that a feeling of encouragement (in this case, a high five) is what holds a community (neighborhood) together. Can be said right before giving a high five as an introduction.
Jesus: And remember - five keeps the neighborhood alive!
(high-fives Santos)