A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.
This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.
This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”
A woman who's almost married. maybe even had a few kids by the guy she wanted to marry....but never married.
Julia has three kids by Jason. She wanted to marry him but never did. Julia is a Almost Hadhim
money approximately in the range between $350 - $399
but never exactly or over $400
how much did mom spend on you at lululemon?
almost four hundred dollars.
APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)
used when hiking to answer someone's dumb question of "are we there yet"
"are we there yet?"
"we are almost halfway there."
They have a special way of dealing with you and you're sure they will always be there for you. They are your support and you can count on them . When troubled times face you, you feel secure because you have them.
But like, you're not in love or anything...
"pheebs, you're my almost-everything."
the feeling of falling for someone but not being ready to admit being "in love".
I'm almost in love with that guy.