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Old bag

Ugly old lady

You are an old bag, with old bag titties.

by goeatbugs April 22, 2015


old timey

Of a nature of times past. Rarely replicated in our modern world. Folksy. Often this term is used to describe some thing or process that is not modern. However, it can also mean something that is of uncompromising quality.

Person 1: How come your contractor doesn't use a nailgun to frame? Why does he insist on using his hammer?

Person 2: I guess he's old timey.

by D'Wayne Giles July 11, 2008


an old fashioned

a hand job.

Randy "I haven't had an old fashioned in a long time."

by Gdcmember November 18, 2010


old traffordish

The special rules apply in the home games of Man Utd, in favour of them by the referees.

Coined by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.

The penalty decision was "Old Traffordish". (by Arsene Wenger)

by mook8 September 24, 2009


old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly

she is as old as methuselah

by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010


old squeaker

A highly-potent, silent-but-deadly fart that is allowed to escape in the workplace.

We thought Laurie's face was bright red because she had been fake-tanning again. However, upon stepping out into the front of the office it was apparent that Jason delivered another old squeaker.

by Mike Payne May 02, 2008


old dayum

a good looking old person

that old dayum is good looking

by jimmy stevan October 25, 2016