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Thighs as thick as oatmeal and sadly gave birth to a retard.
"She is so Antonios Mom"
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A very cool latino, that is not really latino.
After Alex saved the world from tyranny, he was named honorary "Antonio Banderas for a day."
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While thought of as the fastest growing city in south Texas, San Antonio is in fact the nicest city in Mexico.
Person 1: I'm moving to San Antonio for better work opportunities.
Person 2: San Antonio is a retirement/vacation city. Unless you want to have a career in retail, construction, or the restaurant industry, you should consider moving somewhere else.
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the act of stuffing random foreign objects into someone's ass
Person 1: ay bro you won't believe what I just did, I just gave my stepdad a Dirty Antonio
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hes a gaylord and has a side bitch named Marco
OMG, is that antonio gay the gay lord whos side bitch is Marco?
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I'm Antonio Banderez, the sexiest man alive!
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The best human on earth
He is amazing, hot, sexy, funny, has amazing hair, very popular,smart, the best, and so fucking cute, if you know him, UR VERY VERY VERY VERY LUCKY
He is the 1
Antonio Goria is the sexiest and the cutest! He gives you answers on homework, he wonβt ever leave you, he will defend you no matter what and if u need it, antonio will rob a bank for you
Which is why antonio Goria is the best
Omg look itβs antonio goria
Heβs so hot I want him as my bf