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During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.
Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.
Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.
My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.
when you're waiting for a chick to come over and bang her.
ohh nicee nicee, i wish anus arrival would come faster..
Juice that comes out when you shat everywhere. Commonly seen flowing down somebody's leg.
There is anus juice all over my carpet!
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1. Having too many Famous Amos cookies, therefore giving you horrible diarrhea.
2. Accidentally dropping your cookie in milk and forgetting that it's there until you get done drinking it. The blob that's left forms a doo-doo shape called a Famous Anus.
"Dude, I shouldn't have eaten so many cookies. Now I got the Famous Anus"
"What is that? Oh, I forgot I dropped that in there earlier. I'm not gonna eat that Famous Anus"
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When your on the toilet and a huge painful turd shoots from your ass at over 100MPH and breaks the toilet and your ass and you have to go to the hospital and they tell you your fine but a geyser of blood is shooting out your anus. Caused from chipoltle and laxatives. Mega anus bombs acre when some one spikes your chipotle with laxatives this will kill you.
OHHHH shit i just had my butt fall to the floor due to me eating to much chipoltle causing a anus bomb.
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