WoW

world of warcraft= flaming homosexual noobs who have no life. :)

wow is really gay
but not as gay as GAY PRIDE

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in wow

to be in awe of something; to be in shock

I am completely in wow with you right now, that was too kind.

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Wow

A computer/video game nerd's meaning of existence. Often included with other vital functions including eating, drinking water. breathing, using the restrrom, and sleeping (often until 2Pm or later due to staying up all night). A gamer will often choose Wow over anything else in the world.

Jane: I really think we should have sex tonight, Greg. I'm getting the urge. (starts hugging and caressing partner)

Greg: Lay off. can't you see I;m in the middle of a dungeon raid here? I need to finish my WOW marathon, here.

or

Mother to son: Nick! Grandma is passed out on the floor! She's not breathing! I think you need to call 911!

Nick: Can't you see I'm busy here on WOW? I need to levvel up my paladin first!

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Wow

chips that contain o'lean, a fat substitute which causes anal leakage

I just ate some wow chips and I feel a little funky

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wow

The reason old people don't get computers. No one wants to forget to take their meds.

Dead seniors lying around a laptop with WoW on. What else is new?

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WoW

Etymology: ACRONYM = World of warcraft.

Definition: WoW means anything that consumes your entire life, becomes a ritual compulsion, that you obsess over daily, that you dream about, that your brain has become hardwired to, and can sometimes make you neglectful of all other pastimes, responsibilities, and activities.

Note: Also makes a clever emoticon when spelled exactly WoW.

Lord of the rings took 3 decades to complete and with all the subsequently released literature it becomes clear to see that Middle Earth was J.R.R. Tolkiens WoW.

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WoW

note: *WoW*, not wow or wow.
WoW is a health video shown to middle schoolers where a woman (normally fat and old) holds up sock puppets explaining birth and sex. It is probably one of the scariest things you'll ever see.
WoW stands for *Wonders of Wonders*

(paralyzed kid being wheeled away by the ambulance)
Person A: Dude what happened to her?
Person B: She just came out of the WoW assembly...

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