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a highend airsoft company that specializes in full metal guns with pre-upgraded internals. they are the main competitor to tokyo marui and made a name for themselves with their M15A4 and MP5 series's and now make several lines of high quality airsoft replicas including G36s, M249 SAWs, AK-74s, and Steyr AUGs among others, and as of April of 2007, they are the only highend airsoft company to make a FN SCAR replica. they also make high quality full metal airsoft accessories including, but not limited too: several high quality M203 units of several colors and designs. most classic army AEGs (automatic electric gun) shoot between 280 and 350 fps (feet per second) out of the box.
my classic army AUG A1 owns all my friends when we play airsoft.
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Secret society and army fighting for nerds everywhere. Leader: Nerimon.
Sue: OMG Harry Potter isn't as good as Twishite!
Barry:*Punches her in the gullet because she clearly is not a member of the Nermie army.*
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In some offices that have to close down an account when a customer dies, the Zombie Army is the pile of paperwork that is waiting to be dealt with.
The reason for this is that the actual person is dead, but their account is still live until the necessary processing has been completed, meaning that they're dead, yet undead, hence a Zombie.
Since in my office, there are always large volumes of outstanding customer deaths to process, the vast numbers would enable them to be an army, should they decide to rise up!
"I have a huge Zombie Army that needs dealing with" (I've got loads of work to do)
"How many are in your Zombie Army" (How much outstanding work have you got?)
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someone, usually a very young or new ARMY, using old outdated jokes in a sad attempt to seem funny.
These types of species usually say things like "i hate snakeu" or "jimin has no jams", therefore making fun of their korean accent and embarrasing themselves by seeming idiotic with their choice of language.
Some extreme cases include over-using references to a Pharrell cover made by pre-debut Namjoon, only acknowledging the parts that are sexual, these parts are also the ones that namjoon didn't write. good job there, no jammers.
If you are a no jammer, please, leave 2013 jokes behind as they are cringey and not funny at all. instead of mocking their accents and using terrible jokes that ended before they even started, acknowledge the fact that BTS are trying to learn a new, foreign language.
"Wow, i cannot believe that no-jams ARMYs still exist. Why are they so immature?"
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Describes how you do a task in the Army. A training manual dictates the proper way to do a job. It may not be the best way, but in the Army it is the only way.
Do it the Army way, so First Sergeant will let us go home.
The fan club for the band Tool (which is probably by far the greatest band i've ever listened to).
"Are you a member of the Tool Army?? WE WANT YOU!"
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ARMY TOOLS 101:
This label should apply to those who become institutionalized by the military. The long-term, or 'career' soldiers are generally those who have no direction in life and would otherwise FAIL in the REAL WORLD, so they join the military for a steady paycheck and/or structure/guidance in their lives, which the military provides through various courses, manuals, and mundane speeches, WHICH said ARMY TOOLS memorize bits and pieces of, for their own future speeches and spot corrections. Once these soldiers become NCO's, they generally do not have a clear understanding of their responsibilities nor how to act like DECENT human beings, so they revert to exerting their newly acquired power by less than decent means.
These soldiers can be found in administrative type jobs, where petty office politics prevail. The TOOL can be found driving his vehicle around post in search of lesser-ranking soldiers that they can 'correct' in proper wear of uniform, thus making the TOOL feel like he is "meeting the needs of the army and national defense". Another way to spot an ARMY TOOL is to listen for those who complain by 'legitimizing' their particular gripe by comparing it to an army regulation INFRACTION.
Army tool
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