n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky.
Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!
British version of ass twinkies
he is such an arse crumpet
the muscle which controls the opening and shutting of the anus
i was that scared,my arse valve was puckering.
An arse juggler is the definition of a gay man who can not decide on what man's arse he wants.
Example:-
Gay Man 1- Frank is such a Arse Juggler he can never choose on me,john or edward.
Gay Man 2-I know man what a Arse Juggler.
Facial expression adopted by scorned women. So called due to the (*) shape created by the lips resembling a cats sphincter.
Dave doesn't come to the pub any more - I heard his wife gives him the 'Cats Arse'if he does.
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the lint or fluff the builds up in your arse crack that becomes sweaty and ends up as a mossy texture.
i was scratching my arse the other day and i pulled some arse moss out on my finger.
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A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...
That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!
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