ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.

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Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi

Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.

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ashton kutcher

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities

John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher

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Ashton

A total jerk that totally betrayed a girl named Maisie

Ashton sucks - Maisie

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Ashton Siddell

If your named ashton siddell it means your so fucking sexy

“OMG Ashton Siddell is so hot 😍 - Aidan”

Imogen Ashton

Really kind, nice, everyone’s best friend and everyone loves her

Imogen Ashton is everyone’s best friend

Ashton Tafoya

the sexiest beast alive. Every girl looks at him and said oh my gosh he’s so hot. Very Smart, Hot, Beautiful, Attractive, Strong, ripped, athletic. He is so good with his hands. Very hard worker and best boyfriend material.

A-Have you heard of Ashton Tafoya?

H- Yes I have a crush on him He’s such a cutie