did i ask

the thing that dumb ass kids on Roblox say when you say literally anything at all

somernadojwafjopifajiw: guys i got a new dog!
xxprotryhardXDDDxx: DiD i aSk?
somernadojwafjopifajiw: the world doesn't revolve around you nerd

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who the fuck asked

When someone says something random so someone shouts WHO THE FUCK ASKED.

John:" hey I got a 100 like comment on YouTube". Billy: WHO THE FUCK ASKED".

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better ask somebody

an evasive response to a question that should be known, letting the questioner know that he/she is out of the loop

"Where's the party tonight?"
"Shiiit, you don't know where the party at tonight? Better ask somebody!"

"Yo man where you off to?"
"Better ask somebody."

"If, you don't know, who I be
You betta ask somebooooody about me "

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Ask your doctor

ASK YOUR DOCTOR - The highly addictive marketing that most medical doctors fear: advertisements that end with the phrase, "Ask your doctor."

After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.

This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."

- Advertisement on TV: "Ask your doctor if "fill in the blank" is right for you! You can be "normal", "not depressed", "thinner", "free of bladder urgency and incontinence" "late for work because you will finally get it up and make whoopie" (choose one phrase as suits the advertisement).

- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"

ask me that again

The response to a question whose answer should be obvious, basically daring the person to ask again. If a someone says this and you ask the question again, be prepared to hear a tirade

I hear you brother is in the National Guard and has been deployed to Iraq. Do you support Dubbya?
Ask me that again

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I Didn't Ask

A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.

Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.

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Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)