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When a girl puts her full body weight on your knees and does a handstand on your knees while your sitting, she then gives you a blowjob while still upside down.
Steve: Should I talk to Molly at the party?
Barry: Definitely, I've heard she gives out atomic suckjobs!
Steve: No way really? Then she's the first target of Steve the pussy destroyer!
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A dick of such low magnitude, that it is on the molecular level or lower. The word is meant to be an over exaggeration , as no dick of such small size could exist.
I think I know why Joe is always so pissed off. He must have an atom dick!
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A dump so large the whole earth shakes and rattles due to the cataclismic size of the shit left. Usually occurs due to the ingestion of too much Taco Bell. Often performed by celebrities such as R. Kelly or David Hasselhoff.
"Jake, take cover I think we're getting bombed!"-John
"No, John I just took an atomic dump!"-Jake
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is when a man is in the bathroom after taking a laxative and has a mad case of dirahia exploding all in the shitter while his girl is sucking his cock and getting sprayed in the face from the explosions of the males ass
mike was having an atomic shit and his g/f came in to give him the atomic blumkin and ended up leaving with a mouth full of cum and a face full of shit
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A penis of unbelievable stature and size. Enough penis to make an elephant cry.
Ron Jeremy and Peter North both have legendary penises but Joe Error has an Atomic Penis.
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When you're going down on a girl really hard, and she farts on your chin. Thus the sound of a bomb going off.
I was going down on my girl and she gave me an Atomic Buttercup...
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A special kind of poop where you must first have hershey squirts and then you drop a large log which makes a huge splash of the poop and water so that it splashes up on your buttocks.
Jon Vershon thought he hit puberty when he had this feeling in his stomach, it turned out he just had to poop the atomic bomb.
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