Unc(k)/Auntie

Unc(k)/Auntie Is a drug related street term for a man or woman who comes around and buys drugs, whatever it may be.

Unc(k)/Auntie
Could be an actual family member, a family friend or just a person of older age (OG).

"Alright I'll catch y'all later I gotta' serve

my unk/(auntie) up real quick. "

"That cheese really coming in!!! Ain't that right auntie/(unk) ??? "

"Naaa, that's not really my auntie , she just a custo."

"Damn Unk !!! Where you been??? Last time I came around with that shit I aint hear from you in a week!!!"

5👍 18👎

Second Generation Aunty

An American born Indian woman who speaks with a heavy American accent, married a guy typically in business, has a kid and lives in a 'small' house in the suburbs and is looking to upgrade to a larger custom new built.

Second gen aunties were most likely married 2-3 years ago (in a grand, lavish manner) and instantly became obsessed with having children. As soon as they had a child they become obsessed with making sure this child has organic snacks and clean toys. These women are babyproofing experts who somehow manage to make their house well designed and baby proofed. They are also obsessed with Whole Foods and making sure the space between their first and second child is perfectly timed.

These women have perfectly toned bodies and talk in shrill high pitched voices, and almost exclusively with other second gen aunties. When talking to others of their own kind they talk mostly about how tired they are and the snacks that their children eat.

Second gen aunties are generally rich and dress very well. You will almost never see them without their fashionable sunglasses and their large tote of baby supplies. These women try a little too hard to maintain their Indian roots however rarely speak in their native language. They are best friends with their mother (who most likely is a first gen auntie)

Dude I just saw a second generation aunty complaining about her sons nap schedule.

1👍 2👎

Goofy ahh uncle/auntie

A joke in tiktok and youtube, where a bunch of Goofy Ahh Sounds are played, and a monotone voice will say "my goofy ahh auntie/uncle did/said this (goofy ahh sound effect)..."

Usually these jokes are sexual, will make jokes about kidnap or rape/molest.

My Goofy ahh uncle/auntie tried to play with my penis (goofy ahh sound), my mom saw (goofy ahh sound) and hit him with a pan (goofy ahh sound).

6👍 2👎

Your Auntie eat Pantie

Worse one of them all, implying your Aunt is a lesbian who eats women's underwear. Never to be used, unless absolutely needed, or else there WILL be consequences.

Ron: Your mom gay
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Ron: your granny tranny!
Jim: your Grandpap a TRAP!
Ron: your sister a MISTER!
Jim: your BROTHER is a MOTHER!
Ron: you asked for it... YOUR AUNTIE EAT PANTIE!!!
God: (sweating) holy fuck ...
(Planet earth implodes)

Your auntie sniff pantie

The worst roast to ever exist

When it is said the space time continuum collapses in on itself

Carl: your mum gay
Josh: don’t make me do it

Carl: Do it
Josh your auntie sniff pantie

The universe gets ripped apart

antipesetting (aunty pe setting)

Actually derived from the word "Anticipating". It means trying to cajole/date aunties (ideally used for women in the age group of 35-50 in india and not the typical Aunt (maternal or paternal))

Aunty pe setting karein ?
Bajuwali antipesetting (aunty pe setting) karein kya ?

7👍 7👎

look like somebody’s auntie

you ugly

person one: AWWW HELLL NAHHH you look like somebody’s auntie

person two: *dead*

3👍 3👎