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Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
when someone is too autistic js call them autisticity
'your autisticity is showing'
An Indian with with autism and Down syndrome. Who likes to yell stupid shit when he sees milk cartons
Autistic Kieran yelled “Indian milk” when he saw Eric with chocolate milk.
when a festival-head has ingested a large amount of a psychoactive substance that leads them to lose all linear train of thought and turns them into an absoloute-fuck-hole during sets as well as around the festival grounds. you do not want to be around these types of people, since mad autistic vibes are a highly contagious airborne pathogen that infects those that are within in a 5m radius
Brandon: "Bro where is Diplo!? Dude, we NEED YOU, FIRE UP!! I think we might have to grab another beer boys"
Jason: "Damn bro, we might have to".
Chad: "Hommiiieeeeeee, fire B, fire"
Jack: "FFFUUUUAAAAAA!!!!!"
Bystander: "Wow, they have signs of mad autistic vibes. I wasn't ready for this"
Brandon: "No one is"
When trying to get your ducks in a row result in a zig-zag
Suffering from Autistic Duck Syndrome is makes it difficult to get my life in order.
Used as in insult to describe someone’s actions as being abnormal
Man-“what’s going on with John?”
Man2-“no clue, he’s abit autisticated today.”
Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.
"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."