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If you found this here are some steps
1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados
2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast
(While doing step 2 also do step 3)
3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT
4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel
5. Eat !
Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”
They way your balls look after getting a vasectomy.
I got my nuts clipped on Friday and now by balls look like black avocados.
makes an avocado appear out of thin air (not invented-YET!)
avocado davra
someone who is annoying and needs to stop taking social media so bloody seriously
random: stop being and antisocial avocado
jake: did u just doxx me?!?!?
The legendary spell casted by the radical wizard gandolf gabe born in the endless fire of eon captured by the halu kept in the forge he escaped running down the forges halls he found the elusive chicken nugget and casted his first spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado never to beseen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking and his mom for his nightly bed time story and warm milk and cookies
oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado" (+5 damage)
When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.
"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."