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June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!
Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!
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On January 5th you have to give your boyfriend sloppy toppy
“Hey babe its Jan 5th wheres my head?”
“What?”
“January 5th is National give your bf head day”
March 24th is officially known as give your bf a BJ day, if you don't give him a BJ until completion then you don't get head from him for a month.
"Babe, unzip your trousers, today is give your bf a BJ day"
a sound someone makes whn theyre really gay and miss their bf sounds like nghhhhhhnhhghnnn
guy1: why is he making that sounds
guy2: hes jsut relly gay andd miss their bf so theyre making th missing bf sound
guy1: ah
girls who make indirect comments about your bf to his face when you aren’t there. and are just all rounder never nice to him even tho he’s YOUR BOYFRIEND. and also, makes weird comments about him
girls who are rude to your bf are snakes and so disrespectful
the hottest most sweetest boy on earth and i love him so so so very much hes my fav ever and im gonna marry him hes PERFCT MWA MWA MWA
xan: ur hot
kenny(xans bf): i know
Get a boyfriend for the week. Ask a close friend if the want to fake date for a week.
You cant tell ANYONE.
Girl: Hey. I need to get a fake bf. Do you want to date for a week.
Boy: Sure. But dont tell anyone