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She wants to be loved, but doesn't want to be TOO loved. She wants to be loved on HER terms and you should just know when she wants it so you don't piss her off. You never want to piss off a Brandi.
Whoa, is that a Brandi???
brandis smith means the coolest guys out there
girl: who’s that? he seems really cool
guy: oh that’s just brandis smith
when you’re body shamed by the dimensions of any architectural structure
brandy melville core:
ana: yoooo iris walk through that corridor
iris: gorllll i can’t that’s witerwally so brandy melvillle core
A brandy merry is a creature that resides in the high desert of the Colorado's, with a complex diet of chicken nuggets and hot dog water .
What a brandy merry!
When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face
That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps
When you and your coworker hit the office brandy and need to keep dingles in the dark so you replace it.
Yo, Derek, we need to do a brandy swap or I’m gonna be in trouble.
Karen’s brandy is full, but I really think it’s all a ruse — a brandy swap.