A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry
Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you
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When you ready to settle down but you still got things you need to get out ur system.
You my baby not my bae
An evil, evil thing. A destroyer of worlds, the great Abyss. The Original Sin. When you see a baby on the street, pull out your cross, and run. When you see a baby in the park, in a coffee shop, or anywhere for that matter, you karate chop that motherfuckef into oblivion. For a baby is a thing to be feared and terrified of, not to happy of and worshipped.
Dear God! It's a fucking baby!
disgusting humans that came because to straight people decide they were hungry
Dave: im hungry
Charlotte: wanna have a baby?
1) A (n) infant.
2) A (n) nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Jake says," Aww look at the baby!"
Becca who," Jake, baby, be quiet."