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a fat chode of a guy usually named bob who laughs at his own jokes and usually is a chubby chaser.
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one who makes use of the technology of superficial skin color enhancing to the point where such a person develops a dual-toned skin color. no long classified as a "caucasian with a tan", this person has now taken on the texture and hue of "bacon."
dayum!! dijoo see huh faceee? she looks like bacon!
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a large,white trash woman who sexually attacks men when they are intoxicated/sleeping. She usually requests bacon and OJ in the morning. called the "baconator" cause nobody knows her real name.
"hey, where did jim go last night?"
-"the baconator got him..poor guy"
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A baconator is a big red pussy. As popularized by the Wendy's commercial, when you are in an easy chair and a hot red-haired girl crams her clam into/onto your face, you are face deep in a baconator.
"Dude sorry I couldn't smoke last night, I was face deep in a baconator."
"I'd love to be face deep in a baconator."
"I don't like baconators, I prefer dicks."
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the intensity and clarity of the bacon essence. this can be compromised by adding the bacon to a dish, thereby masking the full rich flavour of the bacon, losing some of it's baconicity.
Adding cooked bacon to mac n cheese is terrific, but the cheese sauce makes it lose it's baconicity.
Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.
Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.
Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight
Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.
Bacon-ation (bay-con-ach-on)
1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.
2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.
3. An act of celebration with bacon.
"Hey Charles, I can't believe you cured cancer! Time for a Baconation!"
"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"