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Getting shitloads of mail from a web 2.0 service like twitter when you sign up.
I dont get it... my inbox is full.
- Man, you just got baconed.
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if you don't know what it is, you must live under a rock and have no knowledge of delicious foods and you are an insult to the human race.
Phoebe: I love bacon!
Kasi: What is bacon?
Every person in room: *stabs Kasi*
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(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a Jewish guy who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.
If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism
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Someone who gives another person attitude.
An agitated disturbance.
To bring drama
Don't come into my house with bacon all up in yo face.
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How dare you raise your voice at me? This is a library, stupid! Don't bring your bacon in hurr.
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A slang term for an overly atttractive female. Used to not be obvious when checking out said female.
"Check out that bacon!"
"Where?"
"4 'o clock"
"Ooo nice"
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A word for someone who is too stoned and does stupid things because of it. (BAKIN' as in being baked)
OR
a word to describe something you've done that you wouldnt have if you weren't smoking too much pot.
"wow crystal, you just burnt your own face with a joint. You're a bacon."
or
" I can't believe you put the milk in the cupboard. That was bacon. "
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A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.
Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
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