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When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood
"Yo, did you see Rick? Dudes suffering from a total blood bagel"
When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.
Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!
Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.
I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.
I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.
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To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.
After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"
GIRL WITH A FAT ASS AND LOVES DAVEN BARTLETT WITH ALL OF HER HEART