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Tap Tap the Ballsack

A game played where a person goes up to a guy, from the front or behind, takes their hand, and "taps" the persons ballsack twice. At this time the tapper says "Tap Tap the Ballsack!"

Guy 1: Dude I played Tap Tap the Ballsack today at the beach on some huge black guy. It was great!

Guy2: Oh man, I wish I was there to see it!

by pfarriss October 17, 2009

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morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.

This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

by Marcogod October 27, 2010


spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

by Italiano 19 January 18, 2009


Double my ballsack

When someone is manhandling your balls by sensuously licking and massaging at the same time

One time at band camp I had this girl double my ballsack.

Your mom just got done doubling my ballsack!

This guy on ebay just told me "Double my bawlsack homo" gross!

by thatsme67 January 24, 2012


bacon ballsack burger

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

by shitstainmonkeybutt November 18, 2014

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a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by urban peepeeface April 15, 2021

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ballsack belt buckle

A ballsack belt buckle is a term used to define when one reaches down and grabs their balls so as to cover their belt buckle. If one does not have adequate ball volume, it may become a ballsack belt button. This technique is used when one wants to get some female attention to their genital area.

How did she not notice my ballsack belt buckle?

by duccr September 15, 2023