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noun:
a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.
see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.
Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...
Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
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A homosexual man.
"Bill? No, he doesn't like women, he's a confirmed botty bandit."See shit stabber and uphill gardener
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One who likes to steal the virginity of someone else through anal sex only.
Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that Frank was a Rectum Bandit?
Kid 2: Yeah, my ass hurts already.
a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items
person 1 "Dude I cant find my white-out or my fine liner!"
person 2 "must've been the book bandit"
A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits”
I am a Piss Bandit huge W there
Someone who is just so idiotic they don't deserve our precious air.
Why do you even exist you oxygen bandit?
A woman who requests a ride to some place and when the driver agrees she suddenly gets 4 or 5 bags of “her” stuff (stolen probably) to take with her
“Yes, as soon As I drop this Bag Bandit off I will have more room in the car!.”