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When a woman's vagina is loose enough that her vaginal lips can be stretched and strummed.
Man she was so loose, I was able to play the vaginal banjo.
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A person with a twangy accent (usually a West Virginian) that does not pause between words and sounds like a banjo. A sentence sounds like one word.
Big Bob is a banjo talker, I can't understand a single word that he is saying. Sounds like he is playing the banjo when he speaks.
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Had to work late and my woman was in the mood, so she plucked the banjo until I could get home and bring my instrument to the band!
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A coalition of a sexy asian and an emo mexican, two very rare things finally combined to make a supreme being.
The other day i was eating rice while straightening my hair when i realized whoa! im a Banjo Kazoo to the max!
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When a person speaks loudly using a thick southern twang accent.
*Amy's voice rang loudly as her words pierced your ears* "She has a "banjo lip", says Steve.
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Because Winston from Mumford and Sons instrumentals are so good, you get a hardon whenever he plays.
Can't believe the new Mumford and Sons album - every time Winston plays, I get a proper Banjo Stiffy!
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When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.
Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!
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