A man who eats his full english on the train on his way to work, but only in his shorts
A Barker is eating breakfast on the way to work
Really really gay, always watching memes because they have no friends, most likely on tik tok and a massive bender because she bums squirrels
“Yo wonder what joes doing over the holidays”
“ he’s probably doing what a Flo barker would be doin”
She has huge cankels, that weigh her down when she walks. But she gives good neck ;)
Hello Kayleigh debra barker I love you
doesn’t like being loved and cared about. Isak is a hoe. He never likes to go to school.
Isak barker
could be sweet sometimes
Georgie is a beautiful, sexy, charismatic, slightly prejudice man, his mother is no longer with his father, he has 3 brothers of varying age, one being addicted to skibbidi toilet, he lives in Maidstone, Kent, UK. brown hair blue eyes, 5'9-5'10, his favourite food is burger sauce, he's a Femboy who likes to wear mini skirts and thigh highs (yes pls papa Georgie). many women love him for who he is and hate him for who he isn't, his mother bears a deep hatred for him and his father loves him but is ginger. I'm 90% sure he is a product of incest and has webbed feet. Georgie has been my boyfriend (im a straight guy) for 3.5 years now and i love him so much.
Paris- "Do you know Georgie Barker?"
Eli Sage- "Let me tell you of Georgie Barker,
Stunningly handsome, a true heart-stirrer.
With deep blue eyes, like the endless sea,
And long brown hair, so wild and free—
He’s a beauty, impossible to forget."
He can poop in a cup and throw it at people
Wach out Megan barker has to shit