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Medical acronym. Stands for Just Plain Fucking Run Out Of Gas.
Used to describe patients for whom the end is near.
Mrs Smith in bed 8? JP Frog I'm afraid.
A sexual act in which a naked man drags his flaccid penis across a naked woman's back ,in a leapfrog motion, to get his penis erect.
Guy: Dude, how do you get hard 'fore you give her the nasty?
Guy 2: I just frog smile dat bitch. Bitches love frog smiles!
Guy: you're a dick, ya know that?
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When each leg of an individual are tied independently in a fully bent position with each respective arm extended along the outside of the knee with the wrists tied to each ankle, forcing the individual’s legs to spread openly leaving their private area exposed and vulnerable, resembling the stance of a frog.
After the burglar had frog-tied her on the couch in her skimpy sun dress, Nancy regretted having not worn panties that day, as her generous love nest was completely exposed and defenseless to the burglar’s advances.
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Frogs that are gay that were effected by chemical in the water that they live in
I DON'T LIKE HOW THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATERS THAT TURN THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY! I'LL SAY IT REAL SLOW FOR YOU: GAY FROGS!
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Otherwise known as “Matthew Yang”, a person who is simultaneously a “Chad” and a “Frog”
Matthew Yang is such a Chad Frog!
It requires you and a partner getting naked. The male would do a leap frog and the penis drags across the backside.
Jane and I did the Frog Smile last night!
A ringtone created by satans very own spawn, Jamster. Not content with ripping off the sound from something called 'the insanity test', they created a hellish blue frog that for some mysterious reason had a tiny shrivelled blue wang, which becomes all the more confusing when you learn that frogs don't actually have wangs.
Do not underestimate just how irritating this er, 'phenomenon' is. If they played this, on loop, at 120 decibels, over the hills of afghanistaan, Bin Laden would come running out of hiding after just 5 minutes offering total surrender and some free dirt on Saddam to boot.
on chavs however, it has no effect.
i would like to feed the crazy frog microwave popcorn kernels, nuke it, and watch the fallout land smack bang on jamster headquarters! B-ding ding ding ding SPLAT
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