Beer Brush

When beer alters your visual judgement, removing imperfections, or enhancing attributes. Beer brushing can result in a person viewing images of unrealistic perfection.

"I hooked up with a smoking hot chick last night!"

"Nah, you didn't bro. There was definitely some beer brushing going on there." wheninromebro. com

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Garage Beers

The act of drinking beer in your garage because it is your last foothold of freedom in your house. Usually with your drinking buddies, cigarettes and good music.

I thought I would go over to TDub's after work tonight for some garage beers, maybe go out later.

beer taxi

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.

"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."

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Canadian Beer

True, pure brew from the one and only Great White North. Not watered down like inferior American brew, just slow brewed to perfection. Canaidan beer is on average 5% - 5.5% alcohol, while Canaidan light beer is around 4% - 4.5%. The biggest Canadian brands are Molson Canadian, Molson Export, Labatt's Blue, Moose Head, Steam Whistle, Waterloo Dark, Niagara's Best, and even the cheap ass Lakeport.

Canadian beer is an icon, a symbol, and a legend

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beer bear

A large bear shaped vessel (ie. big bear shaped animal cracker tub) used for holding communal beer to share at totally rad parties. Best when chanted and/or sang.

I want some beer! Where's beer bear?! BEER BEAR! BEER BEAR BEER BEAR!

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beer brain

When you're drunk and can't think straight.

Dude, I just downed 11 beers, got a case of beer brain.

beer and doughnuts

A perfect match to induce target vomiting.

Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?

Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.