A new and exciting urban delecacy - obviously only for those clubs with "adult" tastes. When ordered, a man with a gimp suit and assless chaps shows up at your table with a shot of espresso and a long straw. You masturbate (or fuck) and cum into his ass, then use the straw to suck it out (aka "felching") and spit it into your espresso. Drink it up baby - it's delicious!
After a long night of dancing, I was happy to see that the all night cafe offered the Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino - I needed a good fuck and some caffeine to get me through until morning.
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A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.
A rather nasty sexual act.
Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."
Joe : o.O
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Some of the most fun, awesomest people you will ever meet, especially the juniors. Often wear dresses that look like pirate costumes but are really 17th century peasant clothes. Known for doing dances that have Flemish names and end in -Kermis. Are often seen practicing random steps like polkas and waltzes, and humming catchy folk songs. Cross dress because no boys want to dance. Can be spotted at local folk festivals dancing. Full of Belgian swag.
Person 1- Whoah, look at the perfect waltz step that chick has!
Person 2- And look at those cross dressing dancers!
Person 3- Yah, it's the Belgian Folk Dancers, you didn't know they were in town for the folk festival?
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Getting down to business with a Belgian female.
Dave wanted to join his friends on a hiking trip but he was already booked, with potentially a trip to the Belgian Coast.
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Thick and fluffy original sperm recipe
Oh show me your thick Belgian style daddy
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A belgian tradition of wanking and giggling at the same time because pornhub is just that hilarious
why is mark laughing alone in his room?
Because hes having a cheeky belgian giggle wank.
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A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.
May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
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