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When during hardcore sex, you accidentally pull out and when thrusting back in, you jam on the side of your partner, painfully bending your penis
We were going at it until i fell out and got a bent spear.
When your penis is halfway erect but not all there. However, it is not completely flaccid. It is simply bent.
Oh shit, I'm starting to get a bent corner from that girl over there, I hope she can't see.
Someone who is too obsessed about what’s hot and what’s not to the point of where their losing their authentic identity. No originality.
Cassie is so trend-bent she trys to talk like the Kardashian’s .
A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.
My friend has a bent spanner
The phrase ‘merry bent’ means to be happy at the wrong times. This was used multiple times to describe villains in books.
Harry: Meghan is so Merry bent
Jesse: Hmm...I know...it’s a bit unnerving sometimes
1. Literally, the act of being sodomized profusely whilst bent over a flatbed trailer. 2. A stronger variant of the traditional phrase "get bent," i.e. "get fucked." Often used in a competitive context when the performance of a player or team is particularly bad.
The San Jose Sharks got trailer bent by the LA Kings during last year's Stanley Cup finals.
To neither believe nor disbelieve something, but nevertheless find it highly unlikely the laws of nature were contravened. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964). A variant of Leeism.
Man #1: Surely you believe us?
Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.
Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!