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Butt fuck Friday. This is the day that the FDIC closes another bank, again causing the taxpayer to fund the mistakes of the greed ridden banking industry.
Holy shit, it's BFF (economic disambiguation). The Feds are gonna close Cor*s Bank today. I forgot yesterday was ROTBT (Run on the Bank Thursday).
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A current close friend of yours. You and them have an understanding that this relationship will go on to and beyond the end of your lives, but we all know that it won't last longer than a year. Then you will need to get a new def bff forev.
"Oh I thought you hated Ally?"
"Hell no!!! She's my def bff forev, dude!"
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1. someone that a person hangs out with all the time, or sees a lot, usually on a daily basis
2. a person with whom someone shares and intense and close relationship with
4. a good friend who does not have a distinct term or title like "homie" or "best friend" or "sister" etc.
3. a sarcastic term used to identify someone that a person doesn't particularly like, has just met, or has not seen in a long time
guy: hey! i can't believe you told ___ i gave you flowers!
girl: well she's my bff buddy for life!
guy: i thought i was your bff buddy for life!
girl: you are .. you're my guy bff buddy for life. :)
cousin1: hey look! here's the profile of your bff buddy for life on facebook!
cousin2: ugh, she just sucks. i'm surprised she has any friends.
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A bff with benefits is when your best girl friend forever is also your lesbian lover.
My bff with benefits is the hottest MILF I know.
My bff with benefits and I leave our husbands at home with the kids when we go out for dinner. After eating and a few drinks we move the car booster-seats to have sex before we get back to our homes.
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When two (or more) girl friends with different colored bikinis swap their tops so that they're matching. Used especially on social media to show that they're best friends.
"My friend and I did a BFF bikini top swap at the beach so everyone knew we were there together"
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Best commercial ever created
Mom: Who are you texting three hundred times a day?
Kid: IDK My BFF Jill
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A funny quote from a cell phone service provider commercial (that probably doesn't work, but their advertisers know how to do a good job) after a mother asking their young daughter why the texting bill is so expensive. It's a common way to answer annoying questions to Myspace surveys or generally obnoxious questions
Annoying girl says, "So, who do you have a crush on?"
Response, "Idk, my bff jill."
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