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Not a satanist, and not one who bashes the Bible. A Bible Basher is someone who constantly goes around forcing the word of the bible on everyone else, and claims that everything BUT the Bible is evil. Some Bible Bashers even say music is evil because "in the bible" it says that Lucifer was the conducter of God's Orchestra, and say that Lucifer knows how music works on people so he is "hidden in the music, sending you subliminal messages"
This Bible Basher lady said to me in person that I was evil because I listen to Cradle of Filth.
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Home to most rednecks and Christian fundementalists in the United States.
I feel sorry for non-extremist Christians living in the Bible Belt...
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Small-format, hand-drawn, low-quality pornographic storybook. Popular in the first three decades of the 20th century. Usually pretty crude and often involving celebrities or popular cartoon characters.
Psst. Have you seen this tijuana bible with Archie and Veronica getting it on?
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An outburst of literally biblical proportions.
Christian Bale's bible outburst: Do you want me to fucking go trash your lights? Do you want me to fucking trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?
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ask the bible a question close your eyes open to a random page and put your finger on a word without looking, and whatever that word is has something to do with the answer to your question
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When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.
I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.
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Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them
I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners
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