Bing/bingo

Musselburgh slang for cocaine.

Alright mate, got any bing/bingo?

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Bingo Bus

Public transport phenomenon.
Buses between 9:30am and 10:00am. When the commuters have all gone to work, the fares are reduced and the blue rinses and concession cards flood the system en route to the Bingo halls, charity shops and coffee mornings.
During this time it is usual to expect 10 minutes at each stop on the route as every single passenger either stops to discuss the weather with the driver or takes an age to find there concession card. Going anywhere by bus between 9:30am and 10am is likely to take twice as long as any other time of day!

- Crap, What time is it?
-- 10am, why?
- I got on the bingo bus without realizing! This journey is going to take forever!

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Teacher Bingo

A game played by bored students in which they mark off words from a list when a teacher says them and try to get the teacher to say them all before the end of class.

Student B: "I need quadratic for teacher bingo. Has the teacher said it yet?"
Student A: "Excuse me, have you said quadratic?"
Teacher: "Quadratic. yeah. why?"
Student B: "Bingo!"

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fatty bingo

Someone who is excessively large.

Trinny and Susannah will not stand a chance with that fatty bingo.

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penetentary bingo

The phrase used to Shout out when a woman Bends over at the "Perfect" angle for anal sex.
bingo

mmm,look at gennivive pickin up her shoe's in those jean's... Penetentary Bingo!

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Bingo bango

Def: To "Bango" : verb
To bring something into line, to complete correctly, to beat the competition, to be the 'G' man, to interpret the situation correctly, to erradicate all opposition, to rule the world, to be king of shit mountain, to accept no-surrender, to win, to be the best.

Def: "Bingo Bango" : noun
A proclamation of having Bangoed (see To Bango).

"Print the form, fill it out, sign it, post it and Bingo Bango"

"Beat Portugal, Beat Brazil, Beat Argentina and Bingo Bango - we've won the world cup!"

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Bingo Stamp

To stamp someone in the face with your erect, moist, bell end.

The aim of bingo stamping is to stamp someone five times anywhere on the face with the final stamp being inserted in the mouth, where the bingo stamper shouts BINGO!

James: "Played bingo stamping last night with the missus"

Nathan: "How did it go?"

James: "The girlfriend loves playing bingo stamping, got her twice on each cheek, once on the forehead and then got full bingo in her mouth. It was great!"

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