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birthday drunk

Drunk beyond all responsibility.

"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."

"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."

by Kevin20012001 January 14, 2007

34๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


birthday suit

Nude; not an inch of clothing on your body(We were born naked)

" For her anniversary, Mrs. Smith got into her birthday suit for Mr. Smith."

by Ashanda February 2, 2007

746๐Ÿ‘ 277๐Ÿ‘Ž


birthday twin

someone who has the same birthday as you.

whether it be same day, month or year.

Person 1: Hey man It's my birthday.
Person 2: Noway! It's mine too!

Person 1: Hey man, we're birthday twins!
Person 2: Cool man!

by ROCKGODFROMTHE60S November 18, 2015

43๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


birthday wig

Pubes. Usually refers to a woman's.

"My mom's birthday wig is at the cleaner's."

by wainscotting March 15, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Birthday Mexican

Slang for a sloppy blow job in a car

Joey: "Everything is closed down due to COVID-19... But I could really go for some Birthday Mexican"

*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*

by SaggyBobSaget69 April 13, 2020


birthday question

"What's the biggest lesson you learned this past year?" It's something you ask a family member or friend on their birthday.

"Erin, it's your birthday. Time for the birthday question. What's the biggest lessoned you learned since the last one?"
"Uh... I need time to think about that."

by TornadoAlley June 17, 2013


Birthday Dick

When it's your birthday and a man congratulates you with his penis.

"Hi John, did you have a nice birthday this weekend?"

"Yeah, Tommy came and gave me birthday dick."

by Dicktionary Uber Legend January 12, 2022