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The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.
You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard
An Ice stage on the south pole of little planet.
The term Bedlam has misled many into thinking it is an asylum.
Temporacle: So... are we gonna take the Time Stone back or something?
Dr. Robotnik: Sure I mean I had a rocket hooked up anyway so I guess.
Temporacle: Wait weren't we just at little planet? Can't we just go thru Prism Relic again?
Dr. Robotnik: Well I mean I was really looking forward to the rocket and I want to go to Blizzard Bedlam really ba- and Sonic is breaking in.
Temporacle: Wait, did he just jump into the water willingly.
Dr. Robotnik: Yeah I heard the music is really good down there.
What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.
Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.
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When a woman has Columbian cocain on her asshole and farts, creating a blizzard
I was about to snort snow off the strippers ass, instead she farted and gave me a Columbian blizzard
A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.
I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!
When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.
It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.
I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.