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A crown of cum and knighting ceremony with erect dick
We went for for ice cream and I gave her a royal blizzard.
thick cum that resembles a Blizzard milkshake.
OMG, did you just see that Blizzard cum all over that girls face? It looked so thick and creamy!
The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.
You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard
What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.
Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.
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A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.
I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!
When a woman has Columbian cocain on her asshole and farts, creating a blizzard
I was about to snort snow off the strippers ass, instead she farted and gave me a Columbian blizzard
When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.