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To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."
Hugo - "Nice dude."
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When you pound a girl so hard that the inside of her puss is either bruised or injured in some way. That's a blueberry taco. Good game, vagina.
I nailed Jen so hared last night that she got a Blueberry Taco -- she'll be out of action for awhile...
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Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open
He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.
When you shove a bunch of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then face sex them and nut.
A gave that girl a blueberry Dreamsicle!
Guy: what kind of snack do you want?
Girl: Blueberry Dreamsicle 🥴
After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.
After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry
The Flavor Of My Boyfriend’s Cum.
“Nathan’s cum tastes like blueberries.”
“Give Me Your Blueberry Squeeze Baby.”
When you repeatedly shove blueberries down your penis hole for two weeks then have intercourse with your significant other and shoot your beautiful blueberry cream load all over there face
She loves the taste of my Blueberry Burstation