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1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln
2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.
“Robin Scherbatsky was Ted and Barney’s John Wilkes Booth”
A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.
My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".
The most amazing girl ever who is in your drama class who you hang with in the tech booth and is a really good friend, yet she just doesnt see that ur that special guy yet, and has her head in the clouds with all these pricks.
Damn i want to be with my sound booth buddy and she knows it, but shes with that prick dick.
The frenzied scramble for change at a toll booth when one realizes that there is no money in the vehicle console. Usually involves digging with one's hands around the seat in hopes that some change will be discovered.
Idk man, must be having some toll booth epilepsy
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a party that takes place in a light booth, usually loud drowning music is played while the people in the light booth have rapid sex like its in a rave party. some people, just play pokemon. butt sex also.(SUPRISE BUT SECKS!!!)
"were going to have a light booth party" - phil
"who you going with" -jackson
"hopefully someone with a shaved snatch" - phil
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A variation of the Abe Lincoln performed using another person's pubic hair (i.e., not one's own). The recipient is often extremely surprised to have the John Wilkes Booth performed on him/her as the presence of a full head of pubic hair has given him/her comfort that an Abe Lincoln is not imminent. The individual performing the John Wilkes Booth typically exclaims "sic semper tyrannis" as he launches the pubes. The John Wilkes Booth can be performed anywhere, but is most often observed in theater balconies.
"Damn that Steve. I thought he was being a sweetheart by taking me to a play for my birthday, but then he goes and unloads a John Wilkes Booth on me."
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A John Wilkes Booth is a thing of beauty. All circumstances must fall just right in order for a successful use of the word. While recieving a handjob inside a movie theater, the job-ee angles himself to cum on the back of the head of the person sitting in front if him, preferably with a beard. If your load hits the back of their head, you are a master. You've just completed a John Wilkes Booth.
"Dude, so I went to see Twilight with my girl last week, it totally sucked but she felt bad and gave me a handie. I John Wilkes Boothed ALL over the guy in front of me."
"Dude....way?"
"......way."
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